Sunday, September 16, 2012

Where does he work?


Where does he work?

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?" 

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." 

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?" 

Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." 

"Thank you, Amy" said the teacher. "What does your parent do, Billy?" 

Billy proudly stood up and announced, 

"Nothing. He's an economist." 

Saturday, September 15, 2012

MANSOUR BAHRAMI - Tennis Greatest Entertainer


Video - Best of Arabs - ENJOY

Robbing a locked bank


Robbing a locked bank

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Wednesday, October 21, 1992

In Annandale, Va., two armed men rushed the front door of First American Bank just after manager Dwight Smith opened up.

Unknown to the men, the door had locked automatically behind Smith.

The first robber bounced off the door hitting the second man.

They escaped in their van and have not been captured.

Passing a school bus


Passing a school bus

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

"Unlawful to Pass School Bus from Either Direction"

I guess that some people misunderstood that, because now it reads:

"Unlawful to Pass Stopped School Bus from Either Direction".

Drunk while stealing


Drunk while stealing

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

February 1, 1993

James Macdonals and William Shoesmith, both 26, were sentenced to five years in prison for bank robbery. According to his lawyer, Macdonald hated his robbery work and had to drink before each job.

For what was to be the pair's last job, he got fall-down drunk and had to be carried by Shoesmith into the bank to pull off the heist. The two were soon captured.

Who drove that bus


Who drove that bus

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

In June a replacement bus driver hired by Greyhound during the drivers' strike met the bus he was to drive from Delaware to New York City. However, a passenger on the bus wound up driving to New York because the substitute driver could not drive a stick shift.

Cinamom Chalenge LOL !!!